We feel like detectives losing ourselves in a cold case over here. Is kale good or bad? What oil does our microbiome actually want? Should we fast or eat 14 meals a day?

Last we checked, the human body just needs to be fed and watered on a routine basis.

We’re not interested in a superfoodier superfood. We just want a cure for the munchies.

Back away from the preachy health claims and tear open a bag of veggie crack so damn delicious, your brain will purr out endorphins.

We’ve torched the complexity of wellness…fear mongering, pink tax, eyerolly fads that give us whiplash…By only leaving room for normal food groups smothered in flavor dust. 

PLEASE rummage around our Savory Veggie Snack mix. Take up space on our couch as you crunch your brains out. Your middle finger now comes in three addictive flavors.

Lick, laugh, love baby.